Sarah Palin Battle Hymn Part Deux (The Not Tea Party Version)

* Note: If you like the original you probably won't like this one but it was such a weird song I just thought I would throw out an alternative version for the heck of it, so I took the lyrics and changed them around a bit.

Battle Hymn Part Deux:

She's a gun toting mama grizzly who lacks much common sense;
she’s not a Harvard lawyer but she knows just where Russia is.
Congress misunderestimates this mama grizzly’s skills;
With the Tea Party's help she gonna reload for the kill.

Sarah Palin, she isn’t grounded in reality.
Sarah Palin, thinks the lamestream media is a travesty.
Sarah Palin – she often speaks like a drunk rover,
And when she gets to Washington, hell hath frozen over.

Sarah has the wisdom to start another world war,
She's backing up evil doings with mean rhetoric galore.
She will stomp out any compassion, divisive is her game,
With the Tea Party behind her she’ll continue to capitalize on her fame .

Sarah Palin, she won't listen to the facts,
Sarah Palin pretends she’s not a hack,
Sarah Palin needs a refresher in Jesus’ teachings,
And if she gets to Washington, she’ll give half the country a beating .

SPOKEN WORD

Congress is undoubtedly bloated and corrupt on both sides of the aisle,

But we will not be saved by such a mean and divisive style,

The Tea Party insists that they are oppressed by Government

Godddddd save us if she becomes the President.

OPERA-STYLE:

Saraaaaah's marching onnnnnnnn ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*Words in italics are her words